sturmbahnfuhrer: (The Time Has Come)
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Ah, it is that time again, isn't it! It would seem we've had quite the influx of new arrivals into our cage recently!

To our new friends, allow me to introduce myself! I am known simply as the Major, and I have had the good luck of being graced with a position in the police force of this town, which has provided me a bit more lee-way in what I may do in town that some others are not afforded. Because of this, if you are ever in need, I encourage you to ask for my assistance and I will do whatever I may to accommodate you! If worst comes to worst, I even invite you to seek me out at my home on 1667 Nelson Street!

That being said, if you have any questions left unanswered about your new home, I encourage you to ask them of me and I will explain the best I can.

There is, however, another matter at hand! She is not a new arrival per se, but someone who I feel I should introduce to all of you at large! A friend of mine, a dear rival, you could say, from back home has arrived! This is, I am sure or at least hope, a topic of interest to some of you! And perhaps it should be to some of you who aren't interested in it!

Her name is Sir Integra Fairbrooks Wingates Hellsing, a Brigadier General of the English Army and a quite fearsome woman. While I regret that I have not spoken with her very much since her arrival or gotten reacquainted - an unfortunate case that I hope to rectify soon - I should hope that if you meet her, you show her the utmost respect as she deserves, and I welcome her most warmly to Mayfield, even if it be a month or so late.

[Filtered to Schrodinger and Rip Van Winkle, and in German]

My friends, I propose we set aside a time and date to have a holiday meal together! From what I've heard, it's quite possible the town won't be...accommodating to letting us have it during Christmas. Thus, let us think up a time where we might get together for a meal before then.

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Date: 2011-12-12 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] outlandished.livejournal.com
Well, ye definitely talk like an officer, that's fer sure.

However, let's say theoretically someone decides t' wake Mayfield up with an explosion of sorts. Do ye lot go 'round 'n persecute th' ones there or nay?

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Date: 2011-12-12 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
Mmm, most likely not, unless it was murderous in intent.

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Date: 2011-12-13 12:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] outlandished.livejournal.com
Hmm... Sounds good.

Has anythin' been done t' plan t' leave this place?

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Date: 2011-12-12 11:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellsing-knight.livejournal.com
[Does she really want to give him the satisfaction of a response? FFFFFFFFFF...]

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Date: 2011-12-12 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
[There's someone there, not saying anything. He'll wait for a moment before speaking.]

Come friend! Is there something you wish to ask?

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Date: 2011-12-13 12:05 am (UTC)
photonicfighter: (Human Dakki up close)
From: [personal profile] photonicfighter
[There is incoherent sputtering on the other end of the line. It takes a good ten seconds for words to actually be formed.]

You... you're not the right person to be offering help at all!

[Well okay, everything she's heard about this guy has been rumor and hearsay and third-hand information, but it has all been pretty consistant that "The Major is an enormous douchebag".]

Date: 2011-12-13 12:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
And why might that be miss?

I don't believe I've even made your acquaintance before!

Date: 2011-12-13 01:07 am (UTC)
photonicfighter: (Human Dakki looking right)
From: [personal profile] photonicfighter
[There is some additional stammering.]

Has, hasn't everyone heard of you by now?!

You have a reputation for being one of the worst people here!

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Date: 2011-12-13 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notsaul.livejournal.com
Is she hot, though?

[yeah just

playing around with your pistol inside

this house didn't have nearly enough holes in the ceiling anyway]

Date: 2011-12-13 12:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
She's the one who killed me back home.

[And he must ask you Annie.

How is that not attractive?]

Date: 2011-12-13 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notsaul.livejournal.com
So you have a hard-on for her.

That does absolutely nothing for me.

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Date: 2011-12-13 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gesangderjager.livejournal.com
[Rip was far more fluent with her German than she was with her English. Her accent now clearly matches the language she's speaking.]

That sounds like a fun idea, Major. It would be quite a nostalgic experience, tasting fine cuisine beyond blood with this human tongue.

I have little to do and I would not dare refuse an invitation from a commanding officer. Anytime is fine with me.

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Date: 2011-12-13 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
Of course! Of course, it is quite interesting to arrive here and possess a fully human body again! It must bring back quite a few memories! Tell me, tell me, are there any requests for what you might like, Rip?

Very well! I will see what Schro might say and we can plan from there.

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Date: 2011-12-13 01:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gesangderjager.livejournal.com
Ah, this is one of the advantages of having a human body again, but I would still eagerly wait for the day I have been returned what is rightfully mine.

And if I had to say, Major? I would like to try again dishes from our homeland. I have already sampled what little of "traditional American food" there are in this town.

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Date: 2011-12-13 06:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Hey!

You better leave her alone.

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Date: 2011-12-14 04:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
Quiet boy!

I'm talking about a person actually worth a damn.

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Date: 2011-12-14 05:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jaws5sonofjaws.livejournal.com
Hell. She's a total badass.

But she was still was pretty impressed with the amount of times I've kicked your ass.

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Date: 2011-12-13 02:14 pm (UTC)
reflames: (Default)
From: [personal profile] reflames
You sure your friend wants that kinda introduction?

Date: 2011-12-14 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
It's a bit late for that now, is it not?

Date: 2011-12-16 01:25 am (UTC)
reflames: (Content ⌘ and it blows awa)
From: [personal profile] reflames
[A laugh.]

Smarmy now, aren't we?

If she's as fearsome as you say she is, she might not be too happy.

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Date: 2011-12-13 05:35 pm (UTC)
noluckduck: (Oh come on.)
From: [personal profile] noluckduck
Police force? Awesome.

Get me the fuck outta this town.

Date: 2011-12-14 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
I'm afraid there are things beyond even the lee-way I have been given, miss.

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Date: 2011-12-14 01:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] flan4science.livejournal.com
Ah! The Major you say? And you're a prominent keeper of the peace I'd imagine?

I am indeed new here and with many questions to be had.

First of which, if you do not mind, but who are you?

PHONE

Date: 2011-12-14 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
As I said, friend.

I am the Major. And that explains who I am perfectly.

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