sturmbahnfuhrer: (Insane Grin)
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A. Around Town

[The Major will be dressed in his police uniform, going about his routine beat during the day. He nods and says hello to people as he passes in his usual pleasant manner.]

Good day! Good day!

I hope you're enjoying yourself today. It would be unfortunate if there should be a wasted day, just as you were a waste of what your mother's womb could've produced.

[Well, alright. Maybe a little more cutting today then usual.]

B. The Park, around 7 PM

[It may not look like it, but the park at this point? Has become a battlefield. While it's usually quiet, there is the occasional shot that rings through the air. After one of them, the Major, who was hiding behind a bench, holding his own gun up at ready, peers up from over it.]

Oh my my, my friend! We both know that even you can do better than that! Would it help perhaps if I were to move a bit closer? Say, within arms reach?

[And another, smiling Major emerges from behind one of the trees, gun at his side.]

Ah, that is the difference between you and I, you see! You prefer to have your hand held. I prefer a challenge.

[And then? They both just laugh. In unison.

And then the one behind the tree reveals the molotov cocktail he had behind the tree with him and throws it towards his doppelganger, the bottle shattering and setting the bench and surrounding grass aflame, the coattails of the Major who had been behind the bench catching ablaze. That Major rolls out of the way, putting the fire out while trying to aim a shot at his copy.

They're both laughing louder now.

Have fun even trying to guess which is which.]

The Park

Date: 2011-10-25 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tyrant.livejournal.com
[The flames scattering across the grass and the subsequent explosions certainly catch the Doctor's attention. With his Demon Crown sitting on his head for just the occasion, he watches the fight from a safe distance all the while floating in the air. It couldn't be more fascinating, a fight like this: his friend against, who else, but his friend.

He wonders a little whether or not he should join and help. He could just as easily do that, but they seem to be having fun by themselves.]

Date: 2011-10-25 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
[For the moment, neither of the Major's notice they've gained an audience. Why would they, after all? They're much more interested in their current fight with one another.

The one who had been behind the bench starts to strafe, trying to move closer towards the tree. The one behind the tree takes a few shots, though they each hit harmlessly into the ground. The strafing one also takes a shot, and manages to graze the one behind the tree, giving a small laugh as he does so.]


First blood my friend!

[And the one behind the tree starts moving himself, beginning to reload his gun.]

Indeed, indeed! Perhaps you are the better marksman!

Date: 2011-10-25 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tyrant.livejournal.com
[Oh, how the Doctor would like to fan the flames a little. Perhaps he should have kept some of that zombie serum instead of giving them all away to Doof. It would be amazing to see an unzombified man fighting his zombified self. The gears of the Doctor's imagination are spinning overtime.

Well, why not.]


Which one of you is winning?

[The Doctor calls out, but no matter what he says, he probably couldn't interrupt the fight.]

Date: 2011-10-25 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
Winning?

[The one who had been behind the bench says, trying to shoot at his foe as he reloads.]

Winning is hardly the point here!

Indeed!

[Called out the one who'd been behind the tree, finally finishing reloading and bringing his weapon to bare on his enemy.]

What's important is the thrill.

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Date: 2011-10-25 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gotyourbones.livejournal.com
[Guys. Guys this is the best thing. Tell Medic someone brought popcorn, because today just got a whole lot more entertaining.

He'll just be watching from the sidelines, enjoying the hell out of this little show.]

Date: 2011-10-25 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
[Neither of them notice Medic yet. They're far too absorbed in their own little battle to care about who might be watching them.

The one who had been behind the bench starts to scramble to his feet, the one behind the tree taking a few potshots as he tries to right himself. One of the bullets tears right past the scrambling ones head, and both of the Majors proceed to laugh their heads off at that.]


Careful friend! I almost had you there!

The keyword there is almost.

Date: 2011-10-25 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gotyourbones.livejournal.com
[Hm... do either of them still have those molotov cocktails?]

Burn zhe ground at his feet! Cut off zhe escape!

[Who is he shouting to? Who fucking cares?]

Date: 2011-10-25 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
[Both roar in laughter at their unexpected "guest", though neither turn their attention to him. That'd be suicide, even if they're both poor shots.]

Are you enjoying yourself, my friend?

[The one from the bench replies, trying to make ground towards the tree.]

Perhaps you should join in, then!

[Says the one behind the tree, as he starts to move out from behind the tree.]

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B.

Date: 2011-10-25 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selfobservedcat.livejournal.com
[Schrodinger is just enjoying the show, trying to avoid injury.]

Go Major, go!

[And he chuckles, because no one can tell which Major he's rooting for.]

Date: 2011-10-25 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
[And both of them just chuckle. The one from behind the tree starts to move forward, attempting to close the gap a bit between him and his opponent, firing at the one on the ground as he approaches, attempting to keep him down.]

I am certainly trying, Schro! My, unfortunate too that you don't have one! They're quite fun!

[The one from the bench keeps scrambling back, trying to fire at his opponent. He's clearly on the end taking a beating at the moment, but he's not letting it get to him.]

Indeed! Perhaps you should join in Schro!

Though the idea of you actually taking action is quite novel.

Date: 2011-10-25 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selfobservedcat.livejournal.com
It would certainly be interesting to have--

[He cuts his sentence short, frowning at the fake Major's words.]

As a messenger, I work best as an observer...

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B - The Park

Date: 2011-10-25 06:02 am (UTC)
doofenstrudel: (Heinz is Puzzled)
From: [personal profile] doofenstrudel
[Heinz is having a pretty terrible day, all things considered. Everywhere he goes, people are putting him down! Now you'd think he'd be used to being the world's buttmonkey, but his time in Mayfield had lowered his defenses to such low blows. There must be a reason! There must be a source! He is running to and fro in search of answers!

...instead, he finds two copies of the Major having it out.]


Is that... are there... why are there...?

I did not drink any milk this morning so I cannot possibly be hallucinating....

Date: 2011-10-25 07:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
[Sorry, not really looking at you Doof. By now the two's guns have run out of ammunition, and they've resorted to fistfighting. It's a pretty clumsy, pathetic form of combat, and neither of them seem to be accustomed to it for all too long. They clumsily trade blows with one another, retorting.]

Tiring already friend? My, I suppose that's fitting for a newborn!

How funny! How funny! Do you admit then to fighting a child and only managing to be on equal standing?

Do you admit to being one?

Date: 2011-10-25 01:44 pm (UTC)
doofenstrudel: (Doof facepalms)
From: [personal profile] doofenstrudel
[And that's quite alright with him. He's more interested in taking in the spectacle than participating in it. Also, recording it somehow. He starts to pat himself down absently, seeking a camera.

He doesn't have a camera.

He needs a camera right now. And so he turns around and makes a mad dash for town. He's going to have to buy one. Hopefully they will still be at it later.]

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the park

Date: 2011-10-25 07:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notsaul.livejournal.com
[Is this a nightmare or all her dreams coming true?

She's not sure.

But, she has a six-pack and a lawn chair and goddamn, she's gonna enjoy this, damn the consequences.]

The park

Date: 2011-10-25 07:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
[They've run out of ammunition quite a bit ago, and have been forced to start punching and kicking the shit out of each other. Which honestly, is quite hysterical with how poor they both are at it. Expert combatants the Majors are not.

Right now one of them has the other in a headlock, the other trying to wrestle free while the grappler appears to be trying to start twisting his head off.]


Looks like you're running out of energy, boy! It was a fun fight, but like all good things it must come to an end.

But oh, it was a good fight, you must admit.

Oh. It was.

Date: 2011-10-25 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notsaul.livejournal.com
God, just make out already, you're both fucking disgusting.

[she's the type of person to yell at the stage during a play]

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A.

Date: 2011-10-25 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coolbowtie.livejournal.com
[Can you break something rolling your eyes?

Because the Doctor's getting close to that point.

Just keep strolliiiiing.]

A.

Date: 2011-10-25 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
[Strolling is pretty good.

The pod!Major believes he'll take a stroll with you.]


A lovely day, isn't it you pathetic excuse for a creature?

Date: 2011-10-25 05:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coolbowtie.livejournal.com
Until you came along. Don't you have a gutter to crawl in?

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park

Date: 2011-10-25 02:10 pm (UTC)
miraculous: (what I SAY and what I do)
From: [personal profile] miraculous
[Mayfield always provides entertainment for her, it is so thoughtful that way.

She's brought popcorn, and is sitting in a tree. She probably wasn't there a moment ago.]

park

Date: 2011-10-25 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
[The two have, for the moment, resorted to actual fistfighting and are currently grappling with one another, rolling on the ground and trying to hit the other when the chance provides itself.]

Give it up, boy! You must realize you've met your match.

Oh hardly! Hardly! A mere copy, after all, can never match the original!

A

Date: 2011-10-25 10:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
...Subtle.

Woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning, I see. ...Though it's unfortunate you woke up at all.

[Susan has been podded omg oh wait she's always like that.]

A

Date: 2011-10-26 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
[The Major just gives a laugh, as usual.]

I wonder if you sleep at all sometimes! Lack of sleep would perhaps explain some of your tongue, you shrew.

Date: 2011-10-26 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
Perhaps. And perhaps it would explain why you more closely resemble a sack of bloated flesh than a human being.

[Susan will peer.]

No, my apologies; clarity merely worsens the view.

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