sturmbahnfuhrer: (Go Forth)
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[Phone]
Well, it seems that once again, the town or another one of our esteemed neighbors has chosen to make things interesting, eh? My, I wonder how many here have experience fighting the living dead? For starters, the idea of going for the brain or the head is true! Fire, as well, could be quite useful.

But of course, I'm sure some of you might have a bit of trouble even then! And as an officer, it is my job to assist those who need it, is it not?

Tell me, does anyone need a police escort to a safe place?

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Tell me, Schro.

How would you be interested in seeing the inside of a police car?

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[To say the current going-ons amused the Major would be an understatement. Not only that, but the speed of his current vehicle made it possible to move around the town and get a view of action elsewhere rather quickly.

So feel free to find the Major either

A) Sitting behind the wheel of his car, possibly just watching you as you struggle to survive or
B) tear assing in his cruiser, mowing down some of the zombies both for the hell of it and because it's simply the quickest route. Perhaps this behavior might even accidentally save you from being a zombie snack at some point. What a great hero.]

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Date: 2011-09-18 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selfobservedcat.livejournal.com
I would be very interested!

...I now see what you mean about the town's idea of fun. Only been here a few days and already a bloodbath!

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Date: 2011-09-18 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
Good, good! I'll come to pick you up then.

Indeed! And this isn't even one of the more interesting ones I've seen! I'd almost think the people running the town were akin to us, if it were not for the softest I've seen in some of their....old leadership.

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Date: 2011-09-18 05:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selfobservedcat.livejournal.com
I'll be waiting!

This is more boring one, then? Hmmm, now I'm eager for the next already!

Oh? They've changed the guard, then?

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Date: 2011-09-18 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
Indeed they have. It would appear two of the previous "leaders" were found wanting, and have been replaced!

We've yet to see how well their replacements function.

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Date: 2011-09-18 07:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selfobservedcat.livejournal.com
Hopefully their struggles will prove entertaining.

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Date: 2011-09-18 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
They do.

You'll find, Schro, those here struggle much more than the weak children we slaughtered with such impunity back in London. It makes my blood boil to see such a lively assortment here to wage war against.

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Date: 2011-09-18 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selfobservedcat.livejournal.com
I think I love it here already.

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Date: 2011-09-18 09:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
[The Major catches Susan during the early moments of her outdoor excursions. That is to say, she's not quite annoyed enough yet to have simply decided to go about 'invisibly'.]

I'm rather fond of the undead, honestly, but you really needn't have gone to such lengths to avoid Grandfather. He doesn't bite.

[Zing goes the sword and the half of a zombie's head containing its brain slides off.]

Unlike you.

[And so Susan calmly walks down the street, decapitating and destroying the brains with the precision of a surgeon.]

Date: 2011-09-18 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
[A light chuckle as he watches you from his car, Susan. Look. It's your favorite admirer.]

Tsk tsk tsk. For one with such an understanding of death, I would think you'd pity these creatures and the state their in.

How nice, that you do not.

Date: 2011-09-18 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
[Susan doesn't look even remotely surprised that she'd been observed.]

Interesting, that the conclusion you come to involves my simply being callous, and not perhaps, that you simply have a completely inadequate understanding of Death.

I don't care a whit about drones, regardless. They're not dead or undead; they're not even an 'are'.

Date: 2011-09-18 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
[His smile just grows a bit.]

Oh do tell! If they "who" that used to be present within the shell is no longer there....then where is it?

Date: 2011-09-18 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deaths-heritor.livejournal.com
Wherever the souls are, they're not in there anymore. Even golems and Auditors can manage one with enough time.

Date: 2011-09-18 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
My. I suppose that makes sense. I never gave it that much thought back home when last I saw ghouls.

Perhaps I should give it more thought here, where death actually seems relatively powerless. It's just an interesting conundrum, as to where they might be.

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Date: 2011-09-19 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tyrant.livejournal.com
Ah, Officer Major. I would gladly take you up on your offer. As it so happens, I am in need of a police escort...

To the Post Office.

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Date: 2011-09-19 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
Then you have contacted the right man, my friend!

What might your address be, Doctor.

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Date: 2011-09-19 12:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tyrant.livejournal.com
754 Partridge Dr. But you are a busy man, so take your time. My daughter is "playing" with a few of the zombies outside which is keeping me very entertained for now.

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Date: 2011-09-19 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
I'll be there right away. Although, it sounds like you have quite the family!

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Date: 2011-09-19 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doctor-tyrant.livejournal.com
The lizard can be a brat, but what can I say? They are my flesh and blood.

I look forward to your arrival.

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Date: 2011-09-19 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
[And it's not long before the Major's cruiser arrives, the lights blaring although the siren is off until he approaches the house, turning it on just for a few seconds to alert the Doctor that he's there.]

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Date: 2011-09-20 06:29 am (UTC)
doofenstrudel: (Heinz is Delighted)
From: [personal profile] doofenstrudel
Yes, er, hello.

Major! You're offering escorts, I hear! That is great because you know? I could really use one to the hospital right now. [There's a split-second pause.] I am fine! It is just that there is research to be done, there. And I am not there! I am here.

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Date: 2011-09-20 06:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
Indeed! Indeed I am, my friend!

Tell me your location and I'll be there right away.

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Date: 2011-09-20 11:00 am (UTC)
doofenstrudel: (Heinz is Delighted)
From: [personal profile] doofenstrudel
I am at 457 Stone Street. There is no great bit need to hurry, I have a few things that I need to finish up... but I will be ready to go once you arrive, no worries! Eheh.

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Date: 2011-09-20 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
Of course! Worry not, my friend. We're hardly in a rush.

[And it isn't long before the Major's patrol car is outside Doof's house, siren blaring.]

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Date: 2011-09-21 02:49 am (UTC)
doofenstrudel: (Grimacing Doof)
From: [personal profile] doofenstrudel
Good, good.

[When The Major does pull up to Doof's house, he'll find that the man is already engaged in SCIENCE on the front lawn. He has a blue-and-white checkered apron tied over his labcoat, a handkerchief tied over the lower half of his face, big yellow cleaning gloves on his hands... and he's busy lopping samples off a headless zombie corpse with a hacksaw. Said samples are being put into tupperware containers.]

...Oh! You're faster than I expected!

[The few containers of samples are stuffed into a bag, and then Doof strips off the gloves, apron, and hanky, tossing them to the lawn without care. Wouldn't be nice to get the police car all messy.]

You don't mind if I put these in the back, do you?

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Date: 2011-09-21 05:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sturmbahnfurher.livejournal.com
[The Major watches as Doof collects his samples, interested. As bizarre and foppish as the man seemed, perhaps he wouldn't be as squeamish as he earlier believed. Perhaps he'd in fact be useful, more useful than he'd first anticipated.

The Major unlocks the back doors, smiling.]


Feel free, my friend!

It would look like you're planning for quite a night's work, hmm?

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